<%dim dt(339)
DT(1)="One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it."
DT(2)="Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways."
DT(3)="When you go out to buy, don't show your silver."
DT(4)="Misster, do you vant to buy a duck."
DT(5)="Your business will assume vast proportions."
DT(6)="If you continually give you will continually have."
DT(7)="Your nature demands love and your happiness dependes on it."
DT(8)="A present, over which you will shed tears of joy."
DT(9)="You need not worry about your future."
DT(10)="A vivid and creative mind characterizes you."
DT(11)="Don't touch unknown things."
DT(12)="Don't touch me, if you don,t love me sweet hard..."
DT(13)="You are always busy."
DT(14)="Good health will be yours for a long time."
DT(15)="You are magnetic in your bearing."
DT(16)="You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider."
DT(17)="Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded."
DT(18)="You will engage in a profitable business activity."
DT(19)="Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinment."
DT(20)="Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout."
DT(21)="He thinks he could easily win your heart."
DT(22)="By following the good, you learn to be good."
DT(23)="To save a single life is better than to build a seven story pagoda."
DT(24)="Better to use medicines at the outset than at the last moment."
DT(25)="Your love life will be happy and harmonious."
DT(26)="To give happines is to deserve happiness."
DT(27)="Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure."
DT(28)="You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble."
DT(29)="If you wish, You will have an opportunity."
DT(30)="A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never."
DT(31)="The only rose without thorns is friendship."
DT(32)="To do is to be - Nietzsche; To be is to do - Sartre; Do be do be do - Sinatra"
DT(33)="If you wish to succeed, consult three old people."
DT(34)="He thinks that he could easily win your heart."
DT(35)="You love your home and want it to be beautiful."
DT(36)="You will never know hunger."
DT(37)="You have many friends and very few enemies."
DT(38)="Be self-reliant and your success is assured."
DT(39)="Draw your salary before spending it."
DT(40)="You are capable of planning your future."
DT(41)="You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex."
DT(42)="The light of a hudred stars does not equal the light of the moon."
DT(43)="Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- VOLTAIRE"
DT(44)="The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf."
DT(45)="The universe is laughing behind your back."
DT(46)="The time is right to make new friends."
DT(47)="The rich get rich, and the poor get poorer. The haves get more, thehave-nots die."
DT(48)="Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long."
DT(49)="Man and wife make one fool."
DT(50)="Love the sea? I Dote upon it - from the beach."
DT(51)="Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you."
DT(52)="Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait. They never meet."
DT(53)="What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone? You can't make a Vitamin."
DT(54)="He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose."
DT(55)="He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else."
DT(56)="He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals."
DT(57)="He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap."
DT(58)="Happiness is just an illusion filled with sadness and confusion."
DT(59)="God gives us relatives; thank God we can chose our friends."
DT(60)="Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals."
DT(61)="For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they will like."
DT(62)="Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth."
DT(63)="Executive ability is prominent in your make-up."
DT(64)="Everything bows to success, even grammar."
DT(65)="Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment."
DT(66)="Even the boldest zebra fear the hungry lion."
DT(67)="Don't get yourself involved with persons or situations that can't bear inspection."
DT(68)="Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted."
DT(69)="Courage is your greatest present need."
DT(70)="Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius."
DT(71)="By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail."
DT(72)="Behind every argument is someone's ignorance."
DT(73)="Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it."
DT(74)="Your temporary financial embarassment will be relieved in a surprising manner."
DT(75)="Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner."
DT(76)="Your present plans will be successful."
DT(77)="Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world."
DT(78)="Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments."
DT(79)="Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon."
DT(80)="Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true."
DT(81)="Your lover will never wish to leave you."
DT(82)="Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life."
DT(83)="Your domestic life may be harmonious."
DT(84)="Your aims are high, and you are capable of much."
DT(85)="You will win success in whatever calling you adopt."
DT(86)="You will step on the soil of many countries."
DT(87)="You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life."
DT(88)="You will receive a legacy which will place you above want."
DT(89)="You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates."
DT(90)="You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally."
DT(91)="You will inherit some money or a small piece of land."
DT(92)="You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you."
DT(93)="You will have long and healthy life."
DT(94)="You will have good luck and overcome many hardships."
DT(95)="You will gain money by a speculation or lottery."
DT(96)="You will be surrounded by luxury."
DT(97)="You will be surprised by a loud noise."
DT(98)="You will be successful in love."
DT(99)="You will be singled out for promotion in your work."
DT(100)="You will be recognized and honored as a community leader."
DT(101)="You will be married within a year."
DT(102)="You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause."
DT(103)="You will be given a post of trust and responsibility."
DT(104)="You will be awarded some great honor."
DT(105)="You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone."
DT(106)="You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant."
DT(107)="You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home."
DT(108)="You will always have good luck in your personal affairs."
DT(109)="You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed."
DT(110)="You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite."
DT(111)="You plan things that you do not even use because of your extreme caution."
DT(112)="You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems."
DT(113)="You love your home and want it to be beautiful."
DT(114)="You love peace."
DT(115)="You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances."
DT(116)="You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact."
DT(117)="You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop."
DT(118)="You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business."
DT(119)="You have been selected for a secret mission."
DT(120)="You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationship."
DT(121)="You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it properly."
DT(122)="You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself."
DT(123)="You have an ability to sense and know higher truth."
DT(124)="You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact."
DT(125)="You have a truly strong individuality."
DT(126)="You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first."
DT(127)="You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex."
DT(128)="You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy."
DT(129)="You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music."
DT(130)="You enjoy the company of other people."
DT(131)="You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy."
DT(132)="You cannot kill time without injuring eternity."
DT(133)="You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with earth is concerned."
DT(134)="You are tricky, but never to the point of dishonesty."
DT(135)="You are standing on my toes."
DT(136)="You are secretive in your dealings but never to the extent of trickery."
DT(137)="You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward."
DT(138)="You are heading for a land of sunshine."
DT(139)="You are going to have a new love affair."
DT(140)="You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend."
DT(141)="You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend."
DT(142)="You are a bundle of energy always on the go."
DT(143)="Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see."
DT(144)="Words must be weighed, not counted."
DT(145)="Words are the voice of the heart."
DT(146)="With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best."
DT(147)="Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to avoid responsibility?"
DT(148)="Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes."
DT(149)="When you become used to never being alone, you may consider yourself Americanized."
DT(150)="When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it."
DT(151)="When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them."
DT(152)="What this country needs is a dime that will buy a good five-cent bagel."
DT(153)="What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency."
DT(154)="What orators lack in depth they make up in length."
DT(155)="What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out the window."
DT(156)="What makes us so bitter against people who outwit us is that they think themselves cleverer than we are."
DT(157)="We read to say that we have read."
DT(158)="We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears."
DT(159)="We prefer to speak evil of ourselves than not speak of ourselves at all."
DT(160)="Watch out for the old mortar in the rocks in the fourteenth hole trick."
DT(161)="Welfares ais is the good for pave the road to the hell!"
DT(162)="Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you."
DT(163)="Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy."
DT(164)="True happiness will be found only in true love."
DT(165)="Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy."
DT(166)="To refuse praise is to seek praise twice."
DT(167)="To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools."
DT(168)="To keep your friends treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them often."
DT(169)="To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the competent."
DT(170)="This file will self-destruct in five minutes."
DT(171)="Think twice before speaking. But don't say ''think think click click''."
DT(172)="There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me."
DT(173)="There's one fool at least in every married couple."
DT(174)="There will be big changes for you but you will be happy."
DT(175)="There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear."
DT(176)="There is always someone worse off than yourself."
DT(177)="There are three things I have always loved and never understood - art, music, and women."
DT(178)="There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream."
DT(179)="There are more old drunkards than old doctors."
DT(180)="There are many people today who literally do not have a close personal friend."
DT(181)="There are few people more often in the wrong than those who cannot endure to be thought so."
DT(182)="The world is an 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of dirt."
DT(183)="The star of riches is shining upon you."
DT(184)="The plural of spouse is spice."
DT(185)="The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes."
DT(186)="The minute a man is convinced that he is interesting, he isn't."
DT(187)="The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others."
DT(188)="The heart is wiser than the intellect."
DT(189)="The hardest thing is to disguise your feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home."
DT(190)="The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep."
DT(191)="The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."
DT(192)="The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book."
DT(193)="The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away."
DT(194)="The best prophet of the future is the past."
DT(195)="The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive."
DT(196)="The weed of crime bears bitter fruit."
DT(197)="That must be wonderful! I dont understand it at all."
DT(198)="Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."
DT(199)="Swap read error. You lose your mind."
DT(200)="Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable."
DT(201)="Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you."
DT(202)="Start the day with a smile!"
DT(203)="Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down."
DT(204)="Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow."
DT(205)="Someone is unenthusiastic about your work."
DT(206)="Someone is speaking well of you."
DT(207)="Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall."
DT(208)="Some men are discovered; others are found out."
DT(209)="Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all."
DT(210)="Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response."
DT(211)="She's learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words."
DT(212)="Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone."
DT(213)="Reputation: what others are not thinking about you."
DT(214)="Recent investments will yield a slight profit."
DT(215)="Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity."
DT(216)="Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth."
DT(217)="Put your trust in those who are worthy."
DT(218)="Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust."
DT(219)="Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo."
DT(220)="Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword."
DT(221)="Preserve the old, but know the new."
DT(222)="People will buy anything that's one to a customer."
DT(223)="People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle."
DT(224)="People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them."
DT(225)="Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it."
DT(226)="Only someone with nothing to be sorry for smiles back at the rear of an elephant."
DT(227)="One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true."
DT(228)="Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves for their inability to give bad examples."
DT(229)="Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than illumination."
DT(230)="Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal."
DT(231)="Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature."
DT(232)="Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest."
DT(233)="No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish."
DT(234)="No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature."
DT(235)="Nice guys get sick."
DT(236)="Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him."
DT(237)="Never give up!"
DT(238)="Never drink from your finger bowl - it contains only water."
DT(239)="Never call a man a fool; borrow from him."
DT(240)="My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there."
DT(241)="My cup hath runneth'd over with love."
DT(242)="Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years."
DT(243)="Money may buy friendship but money cannot buy love."
DT(244)="Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship."
DT(245)="Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure."
DT(246)="Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate."
DT(247)="Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca."
DT(248)="Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples."
DT(249)="Matrimony is the root of all evil."
DT(250)="Many pages make a thick book, except for pocket bibles which are on very very thin paper."
DT(251)="Many a family tree needs trimming."
DT(252)="Man's horizons are bounded by his vision."
DT(253)="Make a wish, it might come true."
DT(254)="Love is sentimental measles."
DT(255)="Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea."
DT(256)="Lonely is a man without love."
DT(257)="Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone."
DT(258)="Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it."
DT(259)="Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again."
DT(260)="Let not the sands of time get in your lunch."
DT(261)="Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday."
DT(262)="Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage."
DT(263)="Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you."
DT(264)="Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk."
DT(265)="It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten."
DT(266)="It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things."
DT(267)="It's later than you think, the joint Russian-American space mission has already begun."
DT(268)="It's clever, but is it art?"
DT(269)="It's a poor workman who blames his tools."
DT(270)="It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead."
DT(271)="It takes both a weapon, and two people, to commit a murder."
DT(272)="It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag."
DT(273)="It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree."
DT(274)="It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do."
DT(275)="It is far better to be deceived than to be undeceived by those we love."
DT(276)="It is easier to run down a hill than up one."
DT(277)="It is better to wear out than to rust out."
DT(278)="It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize."
DT(279)="It is Fortune, not wisdom that rules man's life."
DT(280)="If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend."
DT(281)="If you suspect a man, don't employ him."
DT(282)="If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think they'll hate you."
DT(283)="If you make a mistake you right it immediately to the best of your ability."
DT(284)="If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it. Quit work and play for once."
DT(285)="If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on vacation."
DT(286)="If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven."
DT(287)="I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself."
DT(288)="I never fail to convice an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away."
DT(289)="I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours."
DT(290)="I fear explainations explaInatory of things explained."
DT(291)="I don't remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching is one of nature's sweet pleasures, and so handy."
DT(292)="I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise."
DT(293)="I must have slipped a disk - my pack hurts."
DT(294)="How you look depends on where you go."
DT(295)="How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent."
DT(296)="How many ''coming men'' has one known! Where on earth do they all go to?"
DT(297)="History books which contain no lies are extremely dull."
DT(298)="His life was formal; his actions seemed ruled with a ruler."
DT(299)="His heart was yours from the first moment that you met."
DT(300)="Here comes the orator, with his flood of words and his drop of reason."
DT(301)="He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat when going on cruise."
DT(302)="He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet."
DT(303)="He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last."
DT(304)="He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes."
DT(305)="He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides."
DT(306)="Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor."
DT(307)="From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance."
DT(308)="Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door."
DT(309)="Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you."
DT(310)="Every purchase has its price."
DT(311)="Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark."
DT(312)="Even a hawk is an eagle among crows."
DT(313)="Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May."
DT(314)="Economy makes men independent."
DT(315)="Domestic happiness and faithful friends."
DT(316)="Do not clog intellect's sluices with knowledge of questionable uses."
DT(317)="Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face."
DT(318)="Creditors have much better memories than debtors."
DT(319)="Beware of friends who are false and deceitful."
DT(320)="Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another."
DT(321)="Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life."
DT(322)="Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance."
DT(323)="An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it."
DT(324)="Among the lucky, you are the chosen one."
DT(325)="Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth."
DT(326)="A wise man can see more from a mountain top than a fool can from the bottom of a well."
DT(327)="A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn."
DT(328)="A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs."
DT(329)="A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle."
DT(330)="A man who turns green has eschewed protein."
DT(331)="A lie in time saves nine."
DT(332)="A king's castle is his home."
DT(333)="A gift of flowers will soon be made to you."
DT(334)="Remember me that all I ask, but if remmembrance proof the task - FOGET!"
DT(335)="Everytime hope!"
DT(336)="To be or not to be, that is the question!"
DT(337)="It is chief don't overdo it with cares about heighouring!"
DT(338)="Death, is not all!"
DT(339)="Philosopher is busy now."
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